MelissaNibbles
pinpets:

This is my cat Livy (Olivia) at a local beach a couple years back. The leash usually means excitement/lawn salad to her, so I’m afraid on this trip there was just too much water for her comfort.

I need to know how you got your cat on a leash? Like, seriously need to know because this could change my life.

pinpets:

This is my cat Livy (Olivia) at a local beach a couple years back. The leash usually means excitement/lawn salad to her, so I’m afraid on this trip there was just too much water for her comfort.

I need to know how you got your cat on a leash? Like, seriously need to know because this could change my life.

How many Nice Guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

genderbitch:

Maybe if they stopped trying to screw in incompatible bulbs by hanging around them awkwardly for years, complaining about everyone who screws in lightbulbs constantly and just demanding it screw itself in for them passive aggressively because of how nice they are, we might actually know that answer.

athenasaurus:

thelefthandedwifeinhiding:

haguenite:

pocketdonut:

saywhathistory:

sfbirdie:

tallwhitney:

nbctv:

New 2012-13 NBC Comedies

ZOMG you guys, NBC is on tumblr. Don’t they know that tumblr totally hates them right now?

PS. If you’re reading this, NBC, CANCEL WHITNEY!

Nobody likes you over here, NBC. 

Also, I bet Save Me is going to be SUCH A HUGE HIT. OH YEAH TOTALLY. BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES ANNE HECHE.

But guys look! DANE COOK HAS A SHOW! Obviously NBC knows what it is doing. Oh and hi Nene, welcome to primetime.

Animal Practice looks like an SNL sketch.  I can’t believe that’s a real thing. SMH, NBC.

You can’t sit with us, NBC.

Stop trying to make Heche happen.

jesus christ, i hate everything about “next caller” and i am seriously side-eyeing the *~*~quirky-looking~* asian girl with pigtails

This all looks like utter shit, but I’m totally going to watch Animal Practice because I heard the monkey drives a tiny ambulance and I’m into that sort of thing.

textsfromavonlea:

Rumpy-Pumpy Fred Wright…?

textsfromavonlea:

Rumpy-Pumpy Fred Wright…?

Robert Downey Jr. and a cat.

whitneycummings:

This is what you get married in if you’re a bad ass bitch. 
Badgley Mischka bringing the pain

whitneycummings:

This is what you get married in if you’re a bad ass bitch. 

Badgley Mischka bringing the pain

When another person in my newsfeed gets engaged
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!